Sunday, Sept 22
Today we had "the talk" in Young Women's again. You know-- the lesson wherein they describe how you should never stop a car in a parking lot with a boy. And how if you do, you should leave your seat belt on.
Excuse me for thinking this, but... I mean, isn't there plenty of trouble you can get into with a seatbelt on? And for that matter-- what kind of trouble are you more likely to get into in a car that you wouldn't just as easily get into, say, in a janitorial closet? (I'm only using this as an example). Or a deserted field. Or the girl's bathroom. I mean, seriously.
So I have resolved to never be alone with a boy, ever.
Until I turn sixteen.
Sigh. I think I'm going to ask my mom to give me mace for my sixteenth birthday.
2 Wisecracks:
I remember when I was in the same position and I felt the same way. Lucky for me I had good guy friends and I knew they'd never put me in an awkward situation. Don't worry ... it only gets worse once you are 16. ;)
thats funny - your blog is funny. its true about the seatbelt, good point
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